Superbowl 2013 Predictions

It’s Superbowl time again and this year I will use Luckalyzer to handicap the game and make the following predictions:


COACHES
Jim Harbaugh (12/23/1963): B D B
John Harbaugh (9/23/1962): G B D

Here we see John with a “G” for Intellectual while Jim has a “B”. Expect better decisions from John. In the third column (Emotional), we see Jim having the lesser of two evils (Bad vs Danger). Jim will probably be happier by the end of the day.

Conclusion: I would have to give the Raven’s coach the nod for best coaching.


QUARTERBACKS
Joe Flacco (1/16/1985): G G B
C. Kaerpernick (11/3/1987): D G G
Alex Smith (5/7/1984): G D B

Let’s start with happiness. Kaerpernick is the only one with a “G” in the third column. May or may not mean his team wins.

The second column measures Physical. Smith has a DANGER which means he could get hurt if allowed to play. The other two are in great shape.

The first column is Intelligence. Flacco will be making some great decisions while Kaerpernick may be making the wrong decisions.

Conclusion: If you go by smart plays, then Flacco and the Ravens are it.

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